The Heelers Diaries

the fantasy world of ireland's greatest living poet

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Location: Kilcullen (Phone 087 7790766), County Kildare, Ireland

Friday, August 24, 2012

the monica leech laugh in

The devil walks into a bar. He sees Archbishop Diarmuid Martin drinking there and turns around and walks out.

confucius he say

'Soylent Green is people.' (On discovering that the Irish government's Minister For Health James Reilly has gotten rich through his malign and corrupt proprietorship of a chain of retirement homes in which elderly people are reduced to the level of farm animals.)

Thursday, August 23, 2012

this sporting life

From The Heelers Emails...
(File under "Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining.")

----- Forwarded Message -----
From: ronan murphy <romurh@gmail.com>
To: jameshealy50@eircom.net
Sent: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 07:41:44 +0100 (IST)
Subject: Good news?

Hi heeler

Spread the good news day... !

Your http://www.johnstonpress.co.uk/

latest fin.results are just out,and once again you are
Not mentioned!

I enjoy your rants,i hope you are not warming to them?

Regards

Ronan 087 2573538

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

an autumn storm at kilcullen

the evening concerto has begun
sweeping through twilight from the fields
a masterwork of music at random
rain drums on windowsill and eaves
its off note lyric rhapsody in grey
as squalls gust lustily in sprays
a bullock bells forlorn out of sight
light sound shadow harmonise
at once a dreary monotone of night
at once a heady gloriole of praise
 that says it all about this place
it's torn me in my love and hate for it
village prison earthly paradise
small town insensate to my spirit
oh universe in me and i in it

this sporting life

From The Heelers Emails...

----- Forwarded Message -----
From: ronan murphy <romurh@gmail.com>
To: jameshealy50@eircom.net
Sent: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 07:41:44 +0100 (IST)
Subject: Good news?

Hi heeler

Spread the good news day... !

Your http://www.johnstonpress.co.uk/

latest fin.results are just out,and once again you are
Not mentioned!

I enjoy your rants,i hope you are not warming to them?

Regards

Ronan 087 2573538

the monica leech laugh in

Cian O'Connor, Michelle Smith, Pablo Escobar, Chairman Mao, Joe Stalin and Adolf Hitler walk into a pub. But they leave straight away because Sean Quinn and his family are already drinking there.

how to cope with the economic collapse of western europe the sovietisation of ireland and the muslim onslaught

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

special guest blogger muammur gadaffi rip

The 50 million Muslims of Europe will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades.

Monday, August 20, 2012

why do muslims hate us

I hold with Professor Cartman of South Park's view on the matter. Nine Eleven was the single greatest manifestation of Islamic penis envy in the history of the human race.