As part of our information programme for the debilitatingly traitorous anti American broadcasters of CNN and Skybollah...
Here is the news.
Al Qaeda is attempting to precipitate war between India and Pakistan.
Al Qaeda is doing this because at the moment Al Qaeda has a grand total of nought secure bases from which to operate.
The reason Al Qaeda has nought secure bases from which to operate is because President George Bush and the American army have denied them any safe base from which to operate.
Afghanistan is now a democracy and at war with Al Qaeda.
Iraq is now a democracy and at war with Al Qaeda.
Syria is no longer safe because General Petraeus will bomb any Al Qaeda safe house of which he is aware in Syria.
Pakistan is no longer safe because General Petraeus will bomb any Al Qaeda safe houses of which he is aware in Pakistan.
Even Iran is no longer an absolutely secure safe haven for Al Qaeda because the Israelis are about to flatten it.
Jihad has become a whole lot less fun for Al Qaeda.
Hence Al Qaeda has attacked Mumbai.
Hence this week Al Qaeda and Taliban leaders assured the Pakistan government that Al Qaeda and the Taliban would defend Pakistan against India.
The Islamist toe rag opposition leader in Pakistan, Mr Nahwaz Sharif has welcomed the offer from his friends in Al Qaeda and the Taliban.
Mr Nahwaz Sharif has said: "Now we are all Pakistani's."
Yeah Nahwaz, but about a hundred and forty million Pakistani's are Pakistanis who live in hope that their country will become a pro American democracy and that the likes of you, Al Qaeda and the Taliban will be expunged from the life of humanity in general and Pakistan in particular.
No really.
That's why your Al Qaeda and Taliban friends have to murder so many of your fellow Pakistani's just to get through the week.
Thanks but no thanks Nahwaz.
Al Qaeda has once more rolled the dice with the latest attacks on Mumbai.
As always when Al Qaeda plays games, people get slaughtered in the streets.
Al Qaeda is hoping the new American leader, President Stylish, will play into their hands with appeasement.
But Al Qaeda can't afford to wait for President Stylish to take the pressure off them.
Because General Petraeus is slowly but surely attriting Al Qaeda to oblivion.
Al Qaeda needs war with India now.