The Heelers Diaries

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Location: Kilcullen (Phone 087 7790766), County Kildare, Ireland

Friday, September 18, 2020

the decker berney's life matters

 (The growing gulf between Irish people and the police force.)


Driving on the highway between the towns of Newbridge and Naas.

I come upon an accident.

Hay bales from a truck trailer have come loose and are blocking the road.

The bales are each the size of a car.

I can see the truck pulled in at the side of the road a hundred meteres ahead.

There is no sign of any injuries.

I drive onto the verge and pass the obstruction.

Five minutes later I pull into Naas police station.

There is no one in the public area.

I press a bell buzzer.

A police officer, short, dark haired, more or less a teenager, opens a hatch.

He says: "You're parked in a parking spot reserved for Gardai. Would you mind moving it?"

I say: "There's an accident..."

He says: "I'll talk to you when you move the car."

I call over my shoulder as I leave; "The road is blocked at Ladytown."