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Friday, December 19, 2014

sony corporations hacking of its own computers and false implication of north korea in order to stir up controversy around unwatchable films

If I've said it once, I've said it twice.
Sony hacked their own computers and accused the North Koreans of doing it.
Sony did this to stir up interest in hundred million dollar turkey movies that no one was talking about and no one intended to see.
The gambit being that the North Koreans would be so flattered by the bad ass label, that they wouldn't spill the beans about never having heard of Sony or their unwatchable movies.
Sony also leaked its own supposedly controversial emails in a similar fake hacking operation in order to drum up interest in its boring million dollar employees Angelina Jolie et al.
No one cares what Sony Executives are supposed to have said about their cosmically uninteresting directors, producers, actors and actresses.
This is the Sony version of Simon Cowell staging his annual argument with his co hosts on that television talent competition he manages.
All staged folks.
All an attempt to generate word of mouth for films nobody is ever going to see.
And for actresses and actors no one wants to look at.
As for the holding back of the release date for those films because Sony claims to be scared of a terrorist strike from North Korea...
Pure Marx Brothers.
Groucho, Harpo and Zeppo, I mean.
Not Karl.
Not the North Koreans and not censorship at all folks.
This is a publicity campaign.

strange visitors

come with me
to the darkest most beautiful night
that the world has ever seen
and ever might
we can sit on the straw
we'll get warm from it
and watch the stillness draw
a cloak of peace
through a time of war
lambs are calling in the fields
that this night is forever
and forever yields
to this night
we are there
hid in the warmth
from things that are old
and things that are rare
look look my friend
and myrrh

the retirement of slasher magee

Respected mob enforcer Slasher Magee has announced he is to retire shortly.
There wasn't a dry eye in gangland when the veteran thug issued a statement this week informing his fans that he was going to hang up his bhong forever. (Gun surely - ed note)
"It's awful news," sobbed Giancarlo Gambino of New York's respected Cosa Nostra syndicate. "What are we going to do now when we want someone rubbed out? Who we gonna call? The bleeping ghostbusters?"
A clearly emotional Mr Gambino assured the press that he was expressing the feeling of other respected businessmen everywhere who have managed for years to maintain their affiliates all over the world through the use of amoral hired thugs like Slasher.
All across Europe, respected mob blitzers, harlots, and street scruff were stunned.
"Who will look after us now?" sobbed Buzzcut O'Sycho of the respected Skangroy Park Sychos. "What will happen when we're up before the Judges? Our buzzcuts don't work any more. We've been in court so many times that even the Judges can tell the difference between us. And so can our victims. Boo hoo hoo. Oh who will we turn to now to step forward in court and say: Spare them jail your honour and I'll take them under my wing. Oh boo. Boo hoo. Boo hoo hooooo."
Similar emotions were expressed at an improptu gathering of respected skanks and skummers in one of Glasgow's most salubrious speak easies.
"We love Slasher Magee," commented respected Al Qaeda liaison officer Abdul RAHman. "You can't open a mob business on Main Street unless you've got someone like Slasher to protect you. Allah u akbar. Allah u akbar. Allah u akbar. Sorry. I lost it there for a minute? Where was I? Oh yes. Al Qaeda wishes to join all those other community minded organisations in mourning the passing of this giant of crime."
Slasher's son Fauntleroy and daughter Dribblicia issued a joint statement through their lawyer.
"Slasher Magee is a great father," they averred. "He would always ask us to leave the room out of respect before beating the living sh-t out of Mammy. Except when he got us to hold her down of course."
The London Stock exchange fell six resepectful gun shots on news of Slasher's...
(That's enough Slasher - Ed note.)
(You're ----ing right it is - Heelers note)

Thursday, December 18, 2014

heelers helps the homeless

There have been copious gallons of crocodile tears shed by Ireland's political and media elites over last month's death of a young homeless man a few yards from the front door of the Irish parliament.
My old nemesis Archbishop Diarmuid Martin emerged from left wing slumber to donate a food kitchen and preen his wings for the cameras.
Sundry other left wing nemeses loosed a ripe caterwaul claiming the Republic of Ireland itself had failed the young man.
Their loudest calls were for more funding for more hand wringers to spend more time wandering the streets of Dublin trying to force more drug addicts to move out of more doorways into more beds for the night.
The Stalinist State broadcaster RTE led the charge with its chief simperer news reader Sharon Boland hand wringing on the streets of Dublin in what appeared to be a leather fetish outfit.
I suppose it's one way of warming up the homeless.
Ho hum.
Here is the news.
The people of Ireland did not fail that homeless man.
Nor did the Irish nation.
Nor did his family.
In fact, the real cause of death for that homeless man was not that he slept outdoors on a winter's night.
He had died many years previously.
The real cause of his death was the drugs that that homeless man had been hooked on by drug gangs from his youth.
I say this to you in all sincerity.
That homeless man was murdered.
That homeless man was murdered by the drug gangs who hooked him on their poisons when he was young, and heartlessly filled him with those poisons until he was a shambolical wreck incapable of accepting the help that had been freely offered to him throughout his life.
The criminals selling drugs are responsible for the death of every drug addicted homeless person whether their victims die of exposure or not.
In every case, the homeless people die because they have been reduced to helpless shells by the criminal combines who enslave them to poisons.
By the way, that homeless man owned two houses over the course of his young life. His family gave him those houses. And he sold both to pay for drugs. For much of his life he had access to a third house, in the form of the family home if he had chosen to avail of it.
That homeless man was murdered by the same sleazoid drug gangs who prey on all of us.
All the socialist fetishistic hand wringing in the world, all the free money and methadone treatment programmes in the world, all the wearisome atheistic victim culture "it's not his fault, he never had a chance" style maunderings in the world, will not change the fact, that that young man's homelessness was caused, perpetuated and coup de graced by drug gangs.
So then.
It's clear isn't it.
The only real way to fight homelessness is to go to war with the drug gangs.
For Ireland, that means going to war with Ibrahim Buwisir's Al Qaeda and his Moroccan gangs in Dublin, with the Russian Mafia, with the IRA, with the Tinker gangs, with the Triads, with the whole damn bunch.
They've killed more than 5000 people in Ireland during the past decade by hooking them on poison and filling them with it till they die.
Five thousand human beings dead through drug use in ten years in a small island country with a population of about three and a half million.
Can you believe it.
Five thousand.
Those are official government figures by the way.
Five thousand in a decade.
That's more than the IRA killed in Northern Ireland between 1969 and 1999 in 30 years of continuous torture, murder and mayhem.
Kinda makes you think, dunnit.
You know what folks.
The IRA are killing more people in the Republic of Ireland today and at a faster rate, through their drug distribution activities, than they ever did when they were waging full scale terror war on the streets of Belfast.
That's my point.
If any of you really do care about the homeless.
Stop the hand wringing and the hand outs.
Stop the socialist solutions which only ever breed more dependency and more depravity and which are ultimately doomed to collapse when the rest of the world becomes unwilling to pay our bills for us.
If we want to help the homeless, I suggest we do so in a lasting way by interdicting those drug dealing criminals who profit by reducing human beings to a state whereby they are incapable of being anything but homeless.
We must break the criminal combines who aggrandise themselves by hooking children on poisons.
We must deal with the criminals who profit from fostering and servicing such drug addictions.
We must go to war with the drug dealing mafias who are currently carving up Ireland into personal fiefdoms.
End the mafias and you will go a long way towards ending homelessness.
"Help the homeless," means "Fight the mafia."
Harsh words.
The guilt ridden warm hearted cliches of RTE, Archbishop Martin and the politicians might make you feel good at Christmastime.
They might even convince you that you've made a difference without actually doing anything or taking any risks for your country.
But it's all flannel.
Or in Sharon Boland's case cheap imitation leather.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

today they said

President Barack Obama: "This attack shows the depravity of our enemies." (Referring to the murder today of more than 130 children by the Taliban in Pakistan.)

James Healy: "No. This attack shows what happens when an appeaser President who got elected by falsely and maliciously criminalising his predecessor, withdraws our armies from the field before the war is over."

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

senator feinstein's gambit

United States Senator Dianne Feinstein has released a partisan Democratic Party report into the CIA designed explicitly to distract attention from Barack Obama's incompetence as President by falsely labelling his predecessor George Bush a war criminal.
The report was compiled by the Democratic Party.
Not by the US senate.
You all know my opinions on this.
I believe a world wide Muslim terror army threatens humanity with a new dark ages.
I believe that Muslim Jihadi's use major mafia groups such as the IRA, Cosa Nostra, the Farc, Zetas, Russia Mafia, Nigerian gangsters, Chinese Triads, et al (particularly Al, I hate him) to vector along people trafficking rat lines into western countries.
I believe Barack Obama is an historically incompetent President.
I would ask you to be aware that in the week Senator Feinstein released her report, the Taliban attacked a school in Pakistan, and murdered more than 130 children.
We must fight them or surrender to them.
The wars of the future will be mafia.
That is all.

the last hurRAH

In Ireland Judge Seamus O'Donabhain has given a suspended jail sentence to five fraudsters who attempted to steal a couple of million dollars from a bank through fake property transactions.
That is to say Judge Seamus O'Donabhain sentenced them to a grand total of nought years in prison.
The Irish police had actually gone to the trouble of getting the five fraudsters into court (a few more didn't show up and a few others are awaiting trial in the same case) and Judge Liberal let em off.
I don't care what mafia Seamus O'Donobhain is in.
I don't cafe if he's a Rah man.
I don't care if he's Al Qaeda.
I don't care if he's something else that takes money from fraudsters in order to turn them loose.
I want him gone.
As a citizen I want him disbarred from being a Judge and from collecting those million dollar pensions bankrupt Ireland lavishes on her Judges.
If enough of you agree with me, we can make it happen.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

the crunch question

Question: Why is there anti semitism?

Answer: Because satan hates anyone God loves.