The Heelers Diaries

the fantasy world of ireland's greatest living poet

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Friday, November 13, 2020

high crimes and misdemeanours

 Sitting in my car twiddling the dial on the radio.

A dramatic voice informs me: "Ireland's constitutional crisis continues..."

Bloody hell.

How did I miss this?

Why wasn't I informed?

I take a few weeks off from listening to the news and the bottom drops out.

I twiddle some more.

Another news programme gives more details: "Supreme Court Judge Seamus Woulfe is refusing to resign. The government is consulting with the Attorney General to seek a way forward."

Bloody hell again.

"The poor man," I mumble. "I wonder what he's done."

Did he murder someone?

Rape maybe?

Taking bribes from gangland like the rest of them do?

I mean I don't want to go casting no aspoyshuns.

More twiddling on the dial.

Another news programme informs me that the Irish Prime Minister is meeting with representatives from Sinn Fein (whom I routinely describe as the IRA mafia's proxy parliamentarians) to discuss Supreme Court Judge Seamus Woulfe's ongoing refusal to resign.

Whatever the bloody hell is going on, the government is now seeking advice from the mafia on what to do about it.

Bloodier hell than ever.

"But what has he done?" I murmur aghast.

After a fair bit of knob twiddling (ooh er Missus) I hit a radio station at the point of their bulletin where they reveal the dread crime.

Supreme Court Judge Seamus Woulfe has precipitated a constitutional crisis in the Republic of Ireland with political leaders demanding his immediate resignation because he... attended a golf club dinner in August during a Flu virus panic.

I sat back and laughed and laughed and laughed.

Such high drama.

The hushed conspiratorial tones of the news readers.

The self important plush bottomedness of the members of parliament.

Well, well, well gentle travellers of the internet.

After years of calling on Judges to resign I've finally found one I think should stay right where he is.

And this is the lead story in Ireland.

Kudos to Seamus Woulfe.

He's actually ended the Corona Virus' nine month run at the top of the charts.

Far be it from me to excoriate our political pseudo elites for their banana republic buffoonery.

But what a bunch of stupid ****ing ****s.

They wouldn't fire Judge Charles Meenan for his Judicial cover up of Rhona Mahony and her staff's murder of Malik Thawley at Hollis Street hospital.

They wouldn't fire Judge Martin Nolan for his jailing of a fruit importer for the purely imaginary high crime and misdemeanour of mislabelling garlic as apples.

They wouldn't fire Judge Daniel Herbert for his criminal behaviour in jailing old age pensioner Teresa Treacy for an indefinite period because she had refused to allow the electricity company to cut down a forest on her land.

They wouldn't fire Judge Desmond Zaidan for his disgraceful attempts to vilify the reputation of socialist parliamentarian Claire Daly on a frivolous traffic charge.

They wouldn't fire politically connected Judges Leonie Reynolds and Patricia Ryan for whatever the hell I used to give out about them.

They wouldn't fire any of the Judges who have been giving get out of jail free cards to murderers and and rapists and mafiosi.

But they're determined to get Judge Seamus Woulfe.

Bless.

I'd been away from broadcast news for a while.

My frustration with the Irish media stemmed from another case which they were omitting to report as frankly as I thought it needed to be.

One reason this other case is not being reported or commented on is that the police have warned internet writers to stay out of it.

Or else.

The case we're all afraid to comment on is as follows.

In late October a mother and her two children were found dead in their home in Dublin.

The deceased were Seema Banu aged 37, her daughter Asfira aged 11, and her son Faizan aged six.

Each seems to have died of strangulation.

The police have hinted that the autopsy report on the mother was not conclusive, a police report deliberately implying she might have killed herself.

Her family in India believes she was murdered.

There has been no frank media or internet commentary about her husband.

He has refused to allow the repatriation of the bodies to Seema's family in India.

The police have issued very limited press releases but in one he was described as no longer cooperating with them.

There has been no frank media or internet commentary about a previous serious assault on Seema and the fact that the Irish Judicial and police system had left the accused perpetrator free while the assai;t case was wending its leisurely way to a hearing in our courts system some time next year.

Seema's family say she feared for her life and wanted to return to India.

The Irish police have warned people like me not to comment.

Do you see?

So public concern is largely unvoiced.

Outrage is unheard.

There has been no public commentary about the peaceloving religion of Islam and its possible role in the deaths of Seema Banu, Asfira and Faizan.

Perhaps the greatest obscenity of all in the matter aside from the deaths themsevles, is that the man styled her husband has been allowed to be principal mourner at a funeral for the three at the Clonskeagh mosque in Dublin, presided over by Imam Ahmed Halawa.

There hsas been no mention in the media commentaries of honour killings, that particular dysfunct that gilds the lily of Islam and which allows Muslim males to kill woman and children apparantly for whatever reason pops into their heads.

The police say they are attempting to keep the person of interest in the case under surveillance.

Now get this.

By coincidence as news broke of Seema, Asfira and Faizan's deaths, an unrelated court case was heard in Dublin.

This court case was reported quite frankly.

Ten people who were in my view serving the public interest and had broken no law, were named in open court and charged with the purely notional crime of publishing on the internet the names of two teenage torture murderers who killed 14 year old Ana Kriegel in a satanic ritual in Lucan in 2018.

The police and Judiciary and political class have been endeavouring to keep the identities of the two teenage satanists a secret in order to preserve the anonymity of their families just as they did with teenage satanist Lorcan Bale when he torture murdered eight year old John Horgan in the attic of the Bale family home back in 1973. The Bale case was kept secret from the public for thirty years..

The quick processing of ten court cases against those seeking to reveal the identities of Ana Kriegel's murderers shows the priorities of Ireland's law enforcement professionals.

As for outrage.

I suppose we could be relived that our parliamentarians are stlll able to get their dander up over a Supreme Court Judge who attends a golf club dinner during a Flu panic.

Thursday, November 12, 2020

no truth in the rumour

 There is no truth in the rumour that American Presidential candidate Joe Biden plans to appeal any court rulings confirming President Trump's assertion of electoral fraud by Biden's supporters to the BBC. No hang on. That is true.

Tuesday, November 10, 2020

the story of my argument with whoopie goldberg

Today they said...


Whoopie Goldberg: "We accepted it when Trump won the last election. Now his supporters have to do what we did. They have to suck it up and respect the result."


James Healy: "You no more accepted it when he won the election last time than I did. Like me you spent the last four years opposing President Trump. You attempted to delegitimise him from Day One of his presidency. You attempted to frame him for having improper relations with Russia and used the FBI to tap his phones justifying yourself through a dossier of political slanders compiled by Hillary Clinton. You attempted to criminalise him using a frivolous impeachment process. You attempted to make America ungovernable under his governance using rioters from movements styled Antifa and Black Lives Matter to shut down cities. You used a flu outbreak in an attempt to ruin the economy he had built. Now you have stolen his second Presidential election victory principally through your activiation of Democratic Party mafia machine fraud systems which are permanent features of the landscape in Milwaukee and Philadelphia and elsewhere. I counsel you. (And CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, the New York Times, the Washington Post, Sky News and your latterly complicit Me Too style fellow travellers at Fox News) This will not stand."

Sunday, November 08, 2020

julius cheeser

 (Scene One: Following newspaper reports that Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio Cortez was calling for the compilation of a list of those who had worked for President Trump's Administration with a view to exacting some sort of as yet unspecified vengeance, she has gathered with her friends Congresswomen Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley and Rashida Tlaib, collectively known as The Squad or the Four Stooges, to begin the work. They are seated on a bench at a long table in a nondescript room. The air reeks of high octane power.)


Alexandra: "Jared Cushner?"

Ayanna: "Damn him."

(Alexandra writes on parchment.)

Alexandra: "Hope Hicks?"

Rashida: "Damn her."

(Alexandra writes.)

Alexandra: "Ben Shapiro?"

Rashida: "I'm not so sure he should die. What is his crime? He was just a commentator."

(Alexandra hits Rashida on the top of her head. Ayanna and Ilhan begin striking each other, topple off the bench and begin hitting each other once more on the ground.)

Alexandra: "Shut up Mo. You two, stop it... Ben Sherman... With a spot I damn him. Sean Hannity?"

Ilhan: "Damn him."

Alexandra: "Mark Steyn?"

Ilhan: (Meditatively) "Is there anything worse than damnation we could come up with?"

William Shakespeare: "Ah Heelers!"

James: "Homage."