The Heelers Diaries

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Saturday, April 23, 2016

top ten reasons not to support donald trump as a candidate for the american presidency under any circumstances

1. The British Broadcasting Corporation is alleging Donald Trump has extensive direct links to the Genovese crime family, one of the five known Italian mafias which still dominate commercial, civil and political life in New York city. I am content that the BBC is correct in this matter.

2. Mr Trump's assertion that President Bush lied to bring about the Iraq war is an egregiously false and traitorous claim and gives succour to the world wide Muslim terror army currently seeking to enslave humanity.

3. Donald Trump is not a successful businessman. Mr Trump has declared bankruptcy four times, each time simply refusing to repay billions of dollars that he owed to banks which should never have lent to him in the first place and should certainly never have lent to him again after his first billion dollar bankruptcy. Robbing banks through borrowings is a classic modern mafia methodology. Mafia proxies on the bank's staff give an illegal billion dollar loan to a mafia proxy posing as a businessman, in this case, or more correctly in each of the four known cases involving Donald Trump, Donald Trump himself was that mafia proxy. The loans were held through convoluted corporate legal title that prevented Donald Trump from being held personally liable for the billions of dollars he had stolen through loans he never intended to repay. The same method for bank robbery was used in Ireland by the IRA when its proxies Sean Fitzpatrick and David Drumm in the management of Anglo Irish Bank awarded billion dollar loans to IRA proxy businessman Sean Quinn.

4. Donald Trump's claims to be currently managing a company worth ten billion dollars are not substantiated by any proper external audit. His present companies, like his previous bankrupt mafia shells, are built on borrowings concealed through accountancy tricks.

5. Mr Trump's insult to candidate Carly Fiorina's looks is an indicator of a serious character deficiency in Mr Trump.

6. Mr Trump's insult to candidate Rand Paul's looks, is an indicator of a serious character deficiency in Mr Trump..

7. Mr Trump's insult to the looks of the wife of candidate Ted Cruz, is an indicator of a serious character deficiency in Mr Trump.

8. I suggest that beyond a reasonable doubt Mr Trump has links to a current smear against his main rival in which a tabloid newspaper falsely claims candidate Ted Cruz has five mistresses. One of the fake mistresses is a Trump attache. Her denial of the truth of the smear was a ploy, intended to create plausible deniability for Mr Trump as to his sponsorship of the smear.

9. Mr Trump is correct in advocating the reestablishment and enforcement of our borders but his doing so is a manipulation of public concerns. Sometimes the devil quotes scripture, It should not impress us when he does.

10. In my opinion, Mr Trump is absolutely correct to suggest we should prevent Muslims entering out countries until the world wide Muslim Jihad against humanity has been dealt with. However his advocacy on this matter is again a manipulation of public concerns.

11. Donald Trump's use of internet trolling techniques to intimidate opponents and interviewers, is an indicator that he is not in any sense a sincere or decent man.

12. He is a dangerous man manipulating decent people.

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

when skangs collide

The Hutch IRA skang gang has shot another human being to death in the streets of Dublin.
They've been taking pot shots at members of the Kinahane IRA skang gang for months now.
And vice versa.
Of course murdering each other in the streets does not distract any faction of the IRA from its core business of dealing poisons to our children.
Here's a thought.
Why not get our useless overpaid corrupt police force to arrest and incarcerate all members of the Hutch and Kinahane IRA skang gangs?
Why not intern them without trial?
Why not deploy our police to every street corner as the gangs have done with their own enforcers?
Let's be clear.
I'm not asking our police force to arrest and incarcerate the gangs' cars and motorbikes as was done in a flurry of publicity recently.
I'm asking them to arrest the gang members themselves.
And incarcerate them.
Ireland has had enough of them.
We want them gone.

Monday, April 18, 2016

my ira heritage

(celebrating the 1916 Rising with the Heelers Diaries)

Coffee with Soldier X in a bar in the rough hewn suburban town of Sallins.
As we entered one of Ireland's less salubrious public houses, I told him: "These are nice people. Peasants but nice. There will be no need to hit anyone this evening."
He took my advice in the spirit it was intended.
The only sign of demurral came two hours later when I found him facing down half a dozen hard chaws in the toilets and telling them a la Clint Eastwood that they couldn't smoke cigarettes here.
I kid you not.
With this little vignette playing out to right and left of me, I composed my features a la Tuco into an expression which I hoped would impute clearly: "You mad ------- you're on your own," whipped out Syracuse, and endeavoured to pee without getting any on the carpet or on my shoes, before returning to the bar sans a backward glance.
Most of the rest of the evening we spent in reminiscences and political debate.
It became a bit heated at one point with him calling me a "West Brit traitor," over some perceived disrespect to the revolutionary tradition.
"Do you see the irony here?" I murmured.
"What irony?"
"Well your grandfather was a member of the Royal Irish Constabulary and spent the War Of Independence chasing my Grand Uncle who was an IRA Judge around the Wicklow Mountains. My Grand Uncle died for Ireland. but you don't see me calling your ancestors traitors as you've just called me."
"I don't see your point?"
I allowed him to ponder it without further elaboration.
At length he said gently enough: "How did your Uncle die?"
"A tree fell on him," I said proudly.

meditiation on the decision by american hedge funds to pay sean quinn half a million dollars a year as adviser to companies he bankrupted five years ago while looting them for the IRA

this is called paying the dane geld
and i'll tell ya, you stupid spas
once you have paid him the dane geld
you'll never get rid of the rah

illusions perdues

Driving Miss Russia through the town of Athy, capital of the IRA's caliphate in South Kildare.
The radio is on.
A singer called Kate Bush is crooning with strangely insistent invitation:
"Babushka, Babushka, Babushka ayaiee yai ya."
It is a sensual sexual song, I tells ee.
Presently Miss Russia is moved to speak.
"It means Granny," she says seditiously.
"What does?"
"What that woman is singing."
"No way."
"Way," said Miss Russia.
"You're telling me Kate Bush is singing Granny, Granny, Granny in that voice?"
"That is what I am telling you. It's Russian for Granny. Or sometimes it can mean a scarf. But normally it means Granny."
"Bloody hell."
We'd reached the open road out of town.
I glanced in the rear view.
No sign of pitchfork (or Kalashnikov) wielding yokels pursuing us in a pick up truck.
Always a relief.
But Granny!
All my life Kate Bush has been singing: "Granny, Granny, Granny, ayaiee yai ya," when I thought she was singing about something else entirely.
I drove on through the badlands.
A wiser, weaker man.