The Heelers Diaries

the fantasy world of ireland's greatest living poet

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Saturday, December 31, 2016

immutable principles

"Hey Heelers why weren't you at the Sunday Miscellany charity fundraiser?"
"Well there were going to be a lot of Fine Gael people there and I just had no stomach to be among them since they legalised abortion. I woke up on the morning and I thought to myself: There's nothing in the universe that could make me want to go to this event."
"You were on the poster."
"Wha-a-at?"
"Yeah. It said James Healy. And then underneath your name it said Heelers. Quite prominent too. Like top billing."
"Bloody hell. I might have gone if I'd known I was on the poster."