The Heelers Diaries

the fantasy world of ireland's greatest living poet

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Saturday, December 31, 2016

immutable principles

"Hey Heelers why weren't you at the Sunday Miscellany charity fundraiser?"
"Well there were going to be a lot of Fine Gael people there and I just had no stomach to be among them since they legalised abortion. I woke up on the morning and I thought to myself: There's nothing in the universe that could make me want to go to this event."
"You were on the poster."
"Yeah. It said James Healy. And then underneath your name it said Heelers. Quite prominent too. Like top billing."
"Bloody hell. I might have gone if I'd known I was on the poster."