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Saturday, February 06, 2021

SENSATIONAL RICHARD DAWKINS PRESS CONFERENCE ANNOUNCING THAT NO CATEGORY OF EVIDENCE CAN BE ACCEPTABLE AS AN INDICATOR OF GOD'S EXISTENCE


There was consternation this week after atheist Richard Dawkins told a press conference that there was now no category of evidence which he would accept as proof of the existence of God.

Mr Dawkins said that in his younger days he might have believed God was real if God had manifested to him as a disembodied voice, or if the dead arose, or if there was a second coming of Jesus.

But he added that he had become convinced by an atheist friend that even under those circumstances, he should not accept God's existence as these things could be caused by any number of alternative factors such as an hallucination or by what Mr Dawkins' friend called "an alien trickster culture."

Having stunned his listeners with this endorsement of unlimited scepticism, he then went a bit quiet before continuing in a strangely metallic disembodied voice of his own.

"There was darkness," Mr Dawkins stated. "And my spirit moved over the surface of the darkness. Let there be light."

The famous atheist biologist then exploded, obliterating the entire room.

Surviving journalists could not agree as to whether Mr Dawkins was wearing a suicide vest or whether he has evolved the innate ability to explode or even whether an alien trickster culture might not have been somehow responsible for him exploding.

Suggestions that God struck him dead were condemned this morning by the Biden Administration in the United States as being clearly the work of white supremacists.

Film director John Carpenter has announced that he will sue the estate of the late Richard Dawkins for ripping off the ending of Dark Star.

Friday, February 05, 2021

APOLOGIA PRO ALTERNATIVE WORLDS THEORY MEA

 

If Modal Realism is true, we must conclude that in some alternative universe Lee Van Cleef is saying to Snake Plisskan: "Are you going to kill me now, Snake?"

And Snake Plisskan is replying: "Killing is wrong."

Thursday, February 04, 2021

A BRIEF EXCURSUS THROUGH MODERN BANK ROBBERY


Mobsters of today have found themselves disinclined to run the highly personal risk of bursting into banks, shooting people, stealing what for them is a paltry fifty thousand dollars, perhaps getting shot themselves and then serving a jail sentence.

They don't regard a potential fifty thousand dollar profit margin as sufficient return on the verious stresses and strains which they as sensitive souls are likely to encounter during such a process.

The modern method of bank robbery involves the mafia controlling bank staff through subversion, subborning or fear, and/or through the purchasing of control of the bank itself via the share register.

Modern mobsters when they've subborned a bank this way, then simply approve astronomical loans to themselves which they give to proxy businessmen who launder the money on their behalf.

The loans are never repaid and the trail is covered if necessary with declared bankruptcies.

Of course the proxy businessmen will actually engage in front businesses and may actually make some profits on a portion of the money they have helped steal. In which case they are free to repay the loans. It's not a problem. And such an occasional repayment delays the day of reckoning (when a systematically burlgarised bank must collapse) while also adding gloss to the fiction that these loans are anything other than a modern bank robbery carried out in plain sight by hoodlums in white collars.

Banks being robbed by the mafia in this way don't always collapse immediately. Mafia hubris being what is, they're not able to stop just because they've gotten away with it. The process continues with the same or with new proxies until the bottom finally falls out.

I would suggest that we see this method emerging into the public domain in New York in the 1980s when Donald Trump's construction related businesses repeatedly received billon dollars loans from banks, without repaying any of them. Companies related to Mr Trump had four known declarations of bankruptcies. These inevitable declarations of bankruptcy never stopped banks which I am suggesting were mafia controlled, from lending to him again.

Of course Mr Trump was engaging in some genuine property development business activities. When billions of dollars are being stolen, those involved fronting the borrowing end of the scam must be seen to spend some of the money in activities that appear legitimate. I am suggesting that most of the money was being laundered to the mafias who had leant to him.

The same methodology for bank robbery was also already becoming apparent in Italy in the 1980s when the Sicilian Cosa Nostra mafia in alliance with Freemasonic organisations (the Propaganda Due P2 Lodge) were using Banco Ambrosiano as the cover for their massive asset stripping bank looting illegal loans to themselves.

This operation also involved manipulation of the Vatican Bank, regarded by Cosa Nostra mobsters as a cash cow and long a target for mafia operations and subversion.

The Vatican Bank, as well as providing guarantees on behalf of the Cosa Nostra Freemasonic controlled mob shell Banco Ambrosiano, was found to be itself dispensing million dollar loans to borrowers who amounted to nothing more than addresses in the Bahamas. The borrowers didn't exist. The money was going directly to the mafia and the Freemasons.

The mafia and Freemasons covered their trails by murdering various individuals connected with the scam including the former chief of Banco Ambrosiano Roberto Calvi and his secretary Graziella Corrocher.

Both deaths were (I suggest) staged to look like suicides, Miss Corrocher purportedly leaping from a window at the Banco Ambrosiano headquarters and Mr Calvi being found hanging from Blackfriars bridge in London the following day.

I would postulate a satanic component in cases like this involving Mafias and Freemasons.

Modern mafia style bank robbery shows up on the radar in Ireland in 2008 with the collapse of the IRA mafia controlled Anglo Irish Bank.

The drug dealing, people trafficking, child abusing, IRA is the presiding mafia in Ireland. Other mafias (at least a hundred of them) do business in Ireland only with their permission.

The IRA directly controlled Anglo Irish Bank's senior management including Sean Fitzpatrick and David Drumm. Staff positions at Anglo Irish Bank were filled with IRA connected young men and women, not necessarily IRA members, but a significant proportion of them having direct familial links to the IRA. They were pliable and complicit.

The IRA's business proxy for multiple billion dollar loans to itself was a mobster called Sean Quinn along with Sean Quinn's extended family.

The IRA also used Quinn as a proxy to control the Anglo Irish Bank share register with shares purchased using only a comparatively small portion of the vast sums of money he had stolen during this illegal hundred billion dollar heist, disguised as bank loans.

Quinn and his odious sons and daughters were laundering their money into Russia and Ukraine in alliance with eastern European mobsters, including those loveable naifs known as the Russian mafia.

Lovely, lovely people.

After the bank collapsed in 2008, some of the senior management, were removed. Culpable lower level staff with IRA connections have kept their jobs.

Successively corrupt Irish governments bailed out Anglo Irish Bank using public money. Effectively the Irish people have paid to cover up Sean Quinn and the IRA's burglarisation of the IRA and Sean Quinn's own bank.

It is no surprise that Anglo Irish Bank, now renamed Irish Bank Resolution Corporation, has recently announced in court that it will no longer pursue Sean Quinn's adult children and their spouses (certainly a family in the mafioso sense of the term) for the illegal hundred million dollar loans the bank controlled by their Daddy and the IRA, had advanced each of them without security.

It is no surprise that in 2019 Sean Quinn's IRA kidnapped and tortured Kevin Lunney a businessman who had taken over the reins at another company formerly used by Quinn as a front for his illegal 100 billion dollar bank heist disguised as loans. Quinn's kidnappers tortured Kevin Lunney, broke his bones, knifed him, poured bleach on him, and tore out his fingernails.

That's how mobsters get away with robbing banks.

As we go to press, the Vatican bank is back in the news. Cardinal Angelo Becciu has been fired from his job at the Vatican on foot of revelations of million dollar bribes being sent via the Vatican Bank to Australia apparently to frame Cardinal George Pell on trumped up child abuse charges. George Pell as Cardinal had been cracking down on mafia activities within the Vatican until he was framed.

Of course since we know Cardinal Pell was framed, we should bear in mind the possibility that Angelo Becciu is currently being framed for framing him.

Whether robbing banks or covering their trails by murdering people or destroying reputations, Mafias and Freemasons do naughty things.

These are murky waters.

Wednesday, February 03, 2021

weathers


"Less preaching the gospel. Less talk about Jesus. More getting on with living your life."

It was a phone text from an acquaintance.

I was a bit miffed when I read it.

The more I thought about it the more miffed I got.

Presently my miffdom through excessive sensitivity and over thinking, had worked itself up until it reached the elegaic heights we call Ephin Raging.

Sitting on a bench in a park with the dogs and XT Swan patrolling nearby, I considered various possible replies. 

I could respond with one of my famous mildly obscene pejorative excoriations.

Yes.

I think the person was actually trying to hurt me. I would quite like to cause some hurt by return. Just a little punch. Just one.

Or I could text: "Jesus is my life. It is no longer I who live but Christ who lives in me."

But heaven might sue.

A gentle misty rain was falling at twilight.

I looked up.

A blackbird had alighted on a bush beside and was sitting there silhouetted against the sky, looking down on us companionably.

He stayed a while.

Back home on my kitchen table my eye fell on a Thought For The Day book by Kenneth and Gloria Copeland.

Someone had given it to me to read and I've been wading through it for oh about the past five years. There's a lot of stuff I'm not too keen on, promising you wealth if you believe in the Lord, but I like some of the preaching and the Bibley bits.

This evening the book was opened on a page headlined: "Don't answer."

sympathy with the feldwebel

 

Feldwebel Steiner rushed into Colonel Kruger's office.

"Colonel Kruger, Colonel Kruger," he exclaimed.

The Colonel looked up from his paperwork, not best pleased.

"Was is das?" he said tiredly.

"All ze Britisher prisoners have escaped again," blurted out Feldwebel Steiner.

The Colonel sucked in his breath.

"Report the matter at once to General Vortzel," he rasped.

Monday, February 01, 2021

johanan



the years mount up

but do not gallop off

not yet

though soon they'll run amok

tonight we are between time

between destiny darkness fortune

and luck

i want to give you a gift

something that rhymes

but the only theme i can think of

is an old gag

along familiar lines

about the world being at war the day you were born

it is you know

it always was

and it will be so in the morn

history itself is a storm

of souls against the infinite

but the thought wrings too violent

for the poem i want

and i am left

with something half achieved

something more prose than poem

inspiration flees

soon no more words will come

the jungle chirrup

of fledgelings in the hedgerow

draws my eyes to the window

the darkness pulses

as a billion times before

into something old

something new

something murky pure


grey light becoming white light

the firstlings of the dawn

drink the night

Sunday, January 31, 2021

A BRIEF EXCURSUS THROUGH ALTERNATIVE WORLDS THEORY MODAL REALISM AND THE MULTIVERSE

 

Alternative Worlds Theory maintains that every nuance of possible reality happens in some alternative Quantum universe, thus implying that in an alternative universe there is a James Healy who in 1971 as a five year old child actually succeeded in building a functioning 747 Jumbo Jet in the sandpit at the rear of our home at 18 Main Street, Tallaght.

I'd like to meet that kid.

That kid is alright.