The Heelers Diaries

the fantasy world of ireland's greatest living poet

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Friday, May 10, 2013

live feed from the cat stevens european concert tour

Up at eight
You can't be late
For Muslims And Sons
We won't wait

Ner ner ner nerdle ner
Nerdle ner ner

Watch them run
Down a platform one
When we blow up the trains
At Muslims And Sons

Ner ner ner ner ner nerdle ner ner

Muslims And Sons
Muslims And Sons
There's always something new
The Jihad's begun
The world's on the run
There's nothing you can do
We've been workin all day all day all day
To enslave humanity to the Caliphate

Nerdle nerrrrrr

We've got Jihadis who've been bombing
For fifty years
No one asks any questions
Cos nobody cares
You might try begging for mercy
Just save your tears

Muslims And Sons
Muslims And Sons
Tinkle, tinkle ooooh
The Jihad's begun
The Jihad's begun
There's nothing you can do

Nerdle nerrrrrr

There's a five minute break
And that's all it takes
To slit the air hostesses' throats
And crash the planes

Ner ner ner ner nerdle ner
Nerdle ner ner

Watch them run
Down a platform one
When we blow up the trains
At Muslims And Sons

Muslims And Sons
Muslims And Sons
There's always something new
Blowing up trains
Blowing up planes
But there's lots more we can do

Cos we've been workin all day all day all day
To enslave humanity to the Muslim race

Nerdle nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Thursday, May 09, 2013

heelers confessio

Wandering into a Dublin church in the heat of the day.
It's the atmostpheric one with the statue of Our Lady of Mount Carmel in a side chapel.
You'll find it down a side alley off Grafton Street.
In the shadowy interior I espy a confession box with a sign beside it indicating the presence of a priest.
The Catholic rite of confession involves telling a priest in a one on one encounter whatever sins you have committed.
The confession box in this church is a full sized room.
A thought strikes me.
Maybe it's time to confess the sin of hatred for Muslims.
I enter the confession box and sit down.
There is a partition with a grill in it between me and the priest.
It does not conceal the fact that he is black.
For crying out loud.
There's no way I'm confessing a sin akin to racism to an African priest. Best to stick to something nice and safe. Maybe I could make up something sexual.
From far away I hear myself saying: "Father I have come here today to confess the sin of hatred for Muslims. Whenever there's a terrorist attack, I find I hate them. I have written about them in harsh terms. I hate them for their terrorism. I hate them for the way they treat other people. I hate them for the way they treat each other. And this hatred is the sin that is heaviest on my heart."
The Padre heaved an African sigh.
"In my country they are shooting us and blowing up our churches," he said, "but you must meet them with love."

ian durie and the muslimheads

From the deserts of Sudan
To the gardens of Iran
Every woman and every man
We kill em when we can
Hit me with your Muslim Schtick
Hit me
Hit me
Hit me once
Hit me quick
It's nice to be a PSY-CHO-TIC
Hit me
Hit me

From knocking down skyscrapers
In old New York
To slaughtering Spaniards
On their way to work
You just give the suicide vest
A little jerk

Hit me with your Muslim Schtick
Hit me
Hit me
Hit me slow
Hit me quick
Ich bin ein murdering Muslim dich
Hit me
Hit me

From bombing the road
To Mandalay
To machine gunning crowds
In old Bombay
It's only Jihad
It's okay

Hit me with your Muslim Schtick
Hit me
Hit me
Hit me hard
Hit me quick
It's nice to be a LUN-A-TIC
Hit me
Hit me

(and fade out to the sound of screams of agony)

Tuesday, May 07, 2013

the dzhokhar

Some people call me the space Muslim
Some people call me the Jihadi of love
Some people call me Maurice
Because I blow up people in the name of the Prophet Mohammed
Cos I'm a psycho
I'm a chiller
I'm a Muslim
And I'm a killer
I blow up Boston Marathons on the run-n-n-n
I'm a Djokhar
I'm a smokhar
I'm a midnight murderer
Do my slaughterin on the run-n-n
People talk about me baby
Say he's doin me wrong
Oh he's doin me wrong yeah yeah
Lovely lovely lovely dovey ooh yeahhhh
But I'm right there right there right there with my quran

I mean even if I blow people up in your streets
I'm still gonna be buried next to your homes
Cos we're fuzzies
And we're wuzzies
And we're hussies
And we're mussies

We kill ya or maim your children or shoot your police
And then we have the sheer islamic gall to insist on our right to a funeral in your town
Do our Jihad on the run-n-n-n-n-n
Knock down skyscrapers
Like they're paper
Occasionally we'll rape ya
Take our lovin on the run-n-n-n

A Jihadi needs to have some fun-n-n-n
Cos I'm a Dzhokhar
I'm a Smokhar
I'm a teenage girl Choker
And me and my Muslim Al Qaeda family are laughing at you
We blow up your Boston Marathon
Tear off people's limbs
And shoot your policemen
And still we demand a decent burial in your town

Dooh dooh dooh
And my Uncle Ruslan gets to keep his American passport
Dooh wah doodie dooh

And it's all so tragic really
But there's nothing you can do
See you on the cover of Rolling Stone
Allah U Akbar
(and fade out)

Sunday, May 05, 2013

gangs of ireland

1. The Irish Chief of Police has admitted that at least 26 Mafia style gangs are operating to a significant degree in Ireland.

2. The real figure is higher.

3. International crime gangs have been attracted to Ireland as a soft target for people trafficking activities.

4. Ireland's locally based Marxian terror group styled the IRA has reinvented itself as a full time people trafficking and drug dealing organisation.

5. The IRA has long standing associations with Muslim terrorists having established direct links with the Hamas and Hezbollah Palestinian murder gangs and via them with agents of Iran's Islamist regime during the 1980's while training at terror camps run in Libya by Colonel Gadaffy.

6. Present day IRA rackateers have cultivated these links to Muslim Terror and now routinely assist Al Qaeda in smuggling Muslims into Ireland.

7. Chinese Triad gangs have operated in Ireland for at least fifty years. Traditionally Chinese crime gangs did not hassle the native Irish population but restricted themselves to extortion activities against ethnic Chinese people living here. The younger generation of Chinese gangsters living in Ireland have no such scruples. The recent murder of an Irishman in Dublin by a young Chinese Triad member over a 20 pence phone debt is the most explicit indicator that the younger Triads are no longer restricting themselves to the pseudo probities of their parents.

8. The Chinese Triads in Ireland routinely cooperate with Al Qaeda and the newly incarnated rackateering IRA in people trafficking and drug shipment activities.

9. My information is that no Chinese restaurant in Ireland can open without the permission of a Chinese Triad boss.

10. It is my analysis that the historical decision by Irish law enforcement professionals to allow the Chinese Triads to fester here as long as the Triads restricted themselves to murdering, prostitution and extortion activities within the Chinese commmunity, was a deeply immoral one.

11. Since the younger generation of Chinese gangsters are now openly conducting their activities against the broader community, the imperative towards dealing with them, is even greater.

12. The Russian Mafia is a significant player in Ireland and has purchased police officers, Judges and politicians over the past two decades. The Russian mob was implicated in the collapse of Anglo Irish Bank, a financial institution that went bust with losses exceeding those of the largest American loss maker Citibank. The Russian Mafia had been systematically looting the bank through loans from and to their associates on the bank's staff ie: Sean Fitzpatrick, David Drumm, and Anglo's major shareholder Sean Quinn, his sons Peter and Sean, his IRA brother Peter and their IRA connected families. I am suggesting that Ireland's now conveniently deceased Finance Minister Brian Lenihan was murdered by these Russian mobsters after Lenihan brought Ireland into the Third World overnight in order to cover up Anglo Irish Bank's burglarisation of itself. Lenihan's looting of the treasury in order to bankroll Russian mobsters and their associates the Quinns and Fitzpatricks, didn't save him from the murderousness of the monsters he was in bed with. He knew too much as far as they were concerned and that is why they killed him. I would ask you to note that Russian mobsters (and indeed the present Russian President) routinely use radioactive materials to induce galloping cancers in those they wish to murder. Lenihan died of cancer shortly after his controversial and hugely illegal midnight decision to impoverish the Irish Nation by looting the treasury in order to cover up the burglarisation of Anglo Irish Bank by Sean Fitzpatrick, Sean Quinn, Peter Quinn, the Quinn family generally, the Russian Mafia in particular, and various other criminal associates of the aforementioned who just happened to be members of Brian Lenihan's Fianna Fail political party. Brian Lenihan's wife Patricia Ryan is a Circuit Court Judge. Who ya gonna call? You might as well f--king call the Ghostbusters. It is my profound conviction that Russian mobsters were also responsible for the murder of corrupt Irish parliamentarian Liam Lawlor, another member of Lenihan's Fianna Fail party, during a recent visit to Moscow. Lawlor who was the subject of a Judicial investigation in Ireland, was murdered in a fake car accident on the streets of Moscow by his mob associates.

14. A further connection between Ireland's Fianna Fail political party and people trafficking rackateers came to light more than a decade ago when then Prime Minister Albert Reynolds was discovered to have received a million pound donation to his pet food factory from a Palestinian terrorist who afterwards received an Irish passport. Albert Reynolds is the father of High Court Judge Leonie Reynolds.

15. Nigerian Mafias operate routinely in Ireland. My information is that Nigerian Mafias have used Ireland as a staging post for the transhipment of children intended for sacrifice to satan at the hands of Nigerian death cults operating in London and the rest of Great Britain. Police in Britain have confirmed that one of the beheaded children ritually murdered in London in the year 2000 was trafficked through Ireland.

16. Nigerian Mafias are responsible for the preponderance of trafficking operations involving women for use in prostitution. According to a recent study on the problem, Nigerian Mafias use devil worship and black magic rituals to cow into submission the women they traffick. Police and media in both Ireland and Britain remain reluctant to recognise or even mention the prevalence of devil worship as an integral part of the murder and mayhem being perpetrated by Nigerian Mafias.

17. The Irish Chief of Police now accepts that the newly incarnated rackateering IRA has direct links with the major Italian Mafias, styled Cosa Nostra, Ndrangheta and others.

18. The major international Mafias have representatives operating in every town and village in Ireland. These representatives are pre teens, teenagers and youths in their twenties who handle the direct marketing of drugs to young people. These youths are effectively functioning as militias in every town and village in Ireland on behalf of the major Mafias operating in this country. The fact that these militias are mainly composed of children, teenagers, and youths in their twenties means that many of their activities pass under the radar of law enforcement. The militias operate with a degree of independence and often have independent identities, ie as individual gangs with their own hierarchies, but the chain of command stretches directly from these local thugs up to the major Mafias who are their bosses. All these child and youth criminals are mentored by experienced gangsters often with IRA connections. The illusion of separation between the local thug militias and the major Mafias is maintained as a security feature enabling the major Mafias to project power anywhere in Ireland with plausible deniability for their most direct everyday crimes. The proliferation of murders by teenagers and youths in their twenties may occasionally cause public shock but the dots are rarely joined up to connect such assassinations with the kingpins in the major Mafias who are ordering them.

19. The local teenage and youth militias being operated by major crime gangs in every small town in Ireland specialise in dealing drugs directly to children. They have targeted every single school in the Republic of Ireland. There are no exceptions. The use of pre teens and teenagers to market drugs directly to children in Irish schools is the newest innovation being used by the major Mafias operating here.

20. The scum are on the streets.

21. It is time to take out the trash.