The Heelers Diaries

the fantasy world of ireland's greatest living poet

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Location: Kilcullen (Phone 087 7790766), County Kildare, Ireland

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Byzantine Simplicities

Dinner last night at Killishee Castle. A goodly portion of family members there to wish me a happy birthday.
Earlier in the day the Mammy warned me not to be late, and I harrumphed pleasantly about her fussing.
Cometh the hour, cometh the man.
Cometh the half hour, cometh the man.
For I arrived at the dinner just half an hour late.
The various family members, knowing me as they do, had already ordered their meals. Nurse Marie, being keener than the others to have the birthday boy present at the birthday party, had gone out to organise a search.
I ordered a steak.
The evening took a highly favourable turn when brothers, sister and mother began to hand over the presents.
Including a nice wodge of cash from Jackiedoodle and Doctor Barn.
My little heart thrilled. Truly I am a man of simple pleasures. If only I could turn 40 every year.
And hey.
I'm meeting Aunty Marie tomorrow for lunch. She's definitely going to divvy up a few readies.
Things are looking up, I tells ee.
Thanks be to God, for his love and his mercy and his cashflow.

Monday, January 16, 2006

It is my birthday.
Collect €10 from everyone who logs on here.
You can send your tenners to Mount Carmel, Kilcullen, Co Kildare.
Don't be shy.
Ah, if only life were like this.

Sunday, January 15, 2006


by Diana Becerra
Diana is a native of Madrid, now living in New York. I first met her when she was visiting Ireland four years ago, and somehow I've never stopped meeting her. In my more affectionate moods I call her the Spanish Onion.
For a living she paints and designs shirts and defies existence.
La vida es duda, y la fe sin la duda, es solo muerte.