cafe insomnia naas job advertisement managerial position

 

WANTED FOR FULL TIME POSITION

ManagereSS.

With emphasis on the SS in ManagereSS.

Must be people person, ie capable of contrived rudeness and jobsworth style intimidation of customers.

German accent preferable.

Slatternly female applicants desirable with a talent and penchant for humiliating their betters.

Male applicants acceptable as long as they can show proof they are habitual drug users.

Interviewees will be expected to read and recite the following passage as thought they mean it.

"Your papers please... Vere is your European Union Covid 19 Digital Certificate?.. You vill show your papers or vee vill take you outside and refuse to serve you tea.... Talk, schweinhund... What is the location of ze Aries project?.. Does ze Code name Sapphire mean anything to you?.. You verdammte Brittischer schwein... You vill salute our Covid 19 Flag... You vill bow before us... Eat up your unborn babies... Ein tausand jahriges vaccination program. Ein Reich... Ein Volk... Ein Pharmaceutical Company... Es lebe Deutschlund, I mean Pfizer und Astra Zeneca und Johnson Und Johnson und all ze rest... Sieg heil... Sieg heil... Sieg heil..."

Only serious applicants need apply.

a perfect day

 

Wandered into the Cafe Insomnia on Main Street Naas.

One of the rude manageresses is on duty but I decide to have a cup of tea anyway.

She serves me.

I go to sit down.

She follows me.

"I need to see your European Union Covid 19 Digital Certification," she says.

Her manner and presumption were somewhat reminiscent of an 1930s SS man in his trench coat stopping someone in the street and barking grimly: "Your papers please..."

I could imaginer her adding: "You vill obey my orders... You vill show your papers or vee vill take you outside and not serve you any more tea."

And so on.

I resist the urge to discuss the issues with Cafe Insomnia manageress.

If Ireland's gormless thug government is allowing rude young woman to behave like SS men towards respected citizens, I will not debate the matter with the perpetrators.

"I'm not going to have this conversation with you," I tell the girl.

"Then you can't stay in the cafe," she replies essessily.

"I'll take a refund for that," I tell her.

She gets me my money and I leave.

So the vaccines made out of aborted babies, the vaccines we were told would never be compulsory, are now compulsory.

They're not just murdering the unborn.

They're making us eat the remains.

On the car radio as I drive away from the cafe, I hear a perfectly timed news report stating that Judge Tony Hunt (who is in my assessment a mafia controlled proxy for the IRA) has just refused to jail two Kinahane gang molls who were money laundering for their Kinahane gang pimp, the pimp being the husband of one Moll and the boyfriend of the other.

Lovely lovely people.

The icing on the cake is that the Molls whom Hunt has released both live in Naas.

I park at the lake.

My mobile phone rings.

Farmer Jones greets me cheerily and says a propos of nothing at all: "I'm going to tell you something James. You should go into Burkes pharmacy and get the vaccine. No one would ever know."

I reply: "Do you not know me? For a start one of Kinneavey's molls works in Burkes pharmacy. And for a finish I will never under any circumstances take a vaccine made out of aborted babies which doesn't work and which is more of a danger to public health than what it's supposed to be protecting us from."

He says: "'Five million people can't be wrong, James."

I say: "Five million people were wrong in Nazi Germany. Five million people were wrong in Mao's China. Five million people were wrong in Stalin's Russia. Five million people were wrong in the Aztec empire run on ritual human sacrifice. Five million people were wrong when the Hindu empire started burning women alive on the funeral pyres of their deceased husbands. Five million people were wrong when the Hindus gave ritual human sacrifice a whirl too. Five million people were wrong in the Prophet Muhammed's Arabia. Five million people are wrong every five minutes in human history."

Presently I have delighted him long enough with my ongoing homage to the various times five million people have been wrong  about everything and he rings off.

I sit there musing.

A pang of regret hits me.

I'm regretting that I hadn't thought to say to Farmer Jones: "Eat shit, five million flies can't be wrong."

Ho hum.

What a perfect day.

heckling the ads

 

A well dressed professional looking man with a slightly pseudo accent addresses the camera.

Professional Looking Man: "When I miss the Irish Times, I feel like I'm missing part of the day."

Voice from off screen: "What! You mean like the part when you're having a shite?"

the biggest story in the world

CONTOURS OF DISCOURSE

 

The old bankrupt leftist media groups of the West, seeking subsidies from governments, may say the internet is killing them.

But they are being killed solely by their refusal to report the news.

Here is the news.

On Sunday Hatun Tash was stabbed by an assailant at Hyde Park Corner in London, England.

There is no other news in Ireland, Britain, Canada, America, Australia, New Zealand, Israel or Europe.

That is to say, there is no other news in what is left of the free world.

Hyde Park is the heartland of the British tradition of free speech.

Anyone can speak there about anything.

Hatun Tash has regularly spoken there and has routinely defied any limitations on her critique of Islam.

The red lines on discourse which Muslims seek to establish by murder and violence and the threat thereof, preventing critical assessment of the Quran or the Prophet Muhammed, Hatun simply ignores and says whatever it is she has to say.

Muslims have attacked her frequently in recent years.

They must be really frightened of her.

When she was stabbed I waited for news of the incident to appear on the BBC and on other supposedly main stream news networks.

It didn't.

A day later there was a mention on the BBC's Twitter feed no less.

The BBC mention did not give Hatun's name.

The BBC did not say that she was a leading critic of Islam.

The BBC did not say that she was a former Muslim.

The BBC did not say that she was the daughter of an Imam.

The BBC did not say that she was originally from Turkey.

The BBC did not say that she had converted to Christianity.

The BBC did not say that on Sunday when she was stabbed, she was wearing a tee shirt with the logo on it of a French satirical magazine called Charlie Hebdo, a magazine which itself had been targetted for a Muslim Jihad attack in 2015 killing a dozen people.

No mention of any of this.

No mention of anything for a day.

Then. 

Just:

"A woman has been stabbed at Hyde Park and has been taken to hospital, police say."

This is why the BBC is passing into the night.

And the New York Times.

And the Washington Compost.

And the Guardian.

And RTE in Ireland.

And Independent Newspapers in Ireland.

And the Irish Times. (Guess where.)

And the Times of London.

And the super soaraway Sun.

And the Boston Globe.

And NBC.

And CBS.

And ABC.

And the Wall Street Journal.

They're all going, going, gone.

Because they have made themselves utterly irrelevant.

going viral

The Covid 19 Outbreak For Beginners 

Back in the beginning of last year a Chinese Communist Party laboratory at Wuhan successfully re engineered an animal virus into a virus that human beings could catch, and either accidentally or on purpose (to damage Donald Trump's presidency which had just defeated China in a trade war), released it on the world.

Funding for the criminally adventurous research at Wuhan came from Anthony Fauci head of the American National Insitute of Health. Fauci sent funds to Wuhan because for several years the practice of engineering animal viruses into human viruses was formally illegal in America.

The World Health Organisation covered up for Fauci and the Chinese Communist Party by claiming that the virus had developed naturally and had infected the human population by chance jumping species at farmers' livestock markets.

So the guilty parties in regard to the Flu panic and outbreak of 2020 and 2021 are Anthony Fauci,, the Chinese Communist Party, and the World Health Organisation.

These people should not be directing our response to the outbreak let alone forcing us to wear silly masks, stand two metres from each other in the street, and eat vaccines made out of unborn babies murdered by abortion.

That is all.