heeler the peeler's fashion tips for the modern girl

 

Stop drawing eyebrows on yourselves.

You don't catch me drawing muscles on my arms or a smiley face on Snurdlebaum.

idea for a novelty music video in aid of the Live Aid charity

 

The song goes:

"The silicon chip inside my head

Is switched to over load

It's 1985 and the then communist government of Ethiopia

Is starving its people to the bone

Yet again

And Bob Geldoff doesn't understand it

Feeding Soviet backed regimes can't be all that wrong

But there are no reasons

Because there are no reasons

What reason do you need for yet another tasteless song

Tell me why I don't like Bob Geldoff

Tell me why I don't like Bob Geldoff

Tell me why

I don't like

I don't like

I don't like Bob Geldoff

Tell me why

I don't like

I don't like

I don't like Bob Geldoff

I want to tell him to just go away

The whole day long

The whole day long

Long long long

The whole day long

Ner ner ner ner

Ner ner ner ner

Ner ner ner nerrrrrr

Chorus:

Feed the Soviet backed dictatorship of Ethiopia

Let them know it's Christmas time again

Fe-e-e-e-e-e-d the Soviet Bloc

Let them know it's Christmas time again"

(Repeat indefinitely and fade out.)