stories that did not make the cover of the irish times this month

 

1. British Member of Parliament David Amess was stabbed to death yesterday Friday 15th October 2021 during a meeting with constituents in a Methodist church. He was murdered by a Muslim Jihadi.

2. Five people were murdered in Norway last week on Wednesday 13th October by a man using a bow and arrow. The murderer is a Muslim Jihadi.

3. The Prime Minister of the Netherlands Mark Rutte is receiving police protection because of suspected attempts to kill him by gangs of Moroccan Muslim Jihadis styled the Mocro Mafia.

4. Lars Vilks, the Swedish cartoonist who has lived with death threats from Muslim Jihadis for more than a decade, has been killed in a supposed car accident. One or both of his police body guards apparently drove their car under a lorry. The Swedish authorities are not releasing the names of the bodyguards leading to speculation that the police bodyguards were Muslim Jihadis who had joined the Swedish police force.

5. Sebastian Kurz the Chancellor of Austria has resigned due to a frivolous trumped up corruption enquiry over the appointment of a supposed party loyalist to a position in charge of Austria's State owned investment vehicle, styled the sovereign wealth fund. As Chancellor of Austria and leader of Austria's People's Party, Kurz had come to the fore among European leaders in his willingness to challenge the influx of Muslim Jihadis into his country. The political left and their assets have targetted him for this reason and not because of questions over the thoroughly unimportant appointment of a thoroughly unimportant supposed crony as chief of the sovereign wealth fund. Mr Kurz has been frank in his defiance of Muslim terrorists particularly after Jihad attacks in November Vienna last year which killed four people and wounded many more.  Mr Kurz is now being brought low simply because he openly threatened to end political Islam in Austria. The appeaserist political establishment in Europe has been gunning for him since then as much as the Jihadis have always been gunning for him. The resignation of Sebastian Kurz as Chancellor of Austria is a significant scalp for the Jihadis. Sometimes you can cut a person's head off without actually beheading them. Mr Kurz remains in parliament and is still parliamentary party leader of the Austrian People's Party, a grouping that considers itself a Christian Democratic organisation.

Today Saturday 16th October 2021 the Irish Times has two headlined stories on its cover, to wit: WIDESPREAD BOOSTER ROLLOUT PLAN MAY BE SCHEDULED IN DAYS (about vaccinations for the Flu) and TV LICENCE SHOULD BE SCRAPPED SAYS REPORT.

Seriously though, they're doing a marvellous job.

the flu shot heard around the world

 

For many years we've listened to atheistic pseudo scientists (pseudo because atheistic scientists don't represent all science nor even the best of scientists) claiming that the 16th century astonomer Galileo had been mistreated by the Catholic church and improperly silenced for bravely proclaiming a true scientific theory.

Most people remain unaware that Gallileo never accepted this criticism of the Catholic Church, stating clearly in his Testament that the church did not mistreat him but that he was victimised by the prevailing philosophers of his day.

I hazard that Galileo would never have associated with the prevailing philosopher of our day, Mr Richard Dawkins.

Now in the present era we have an example where pseudo scientists  wrongly citing Gallileo as their justification for allowing no moral oversight on their adventurism, have generated a virus in a Chinese Communist laboratory at Wuhan with financing from Anthony Fauci of the American National Institute of Health and with collusion in the cover up after the fact from the World Health Organisation, a virus which has caused the entire world to catch cold.

Many people have died.

Oh not as many as the artificially inflated panic mongering statistics claim.

But enough.

And our response to the Flu virus Fauci built, has been to allow Fauci and his ilk to dermine our response.

I said at the beginning...

This is a respiratory illness.

We've never found a way to control respiratory viruses.

We're all going to get it.

Some of us will die.

Take reasonable precautions.

Don't go nuts.

Do not allow the panic mongers to shut down our societies or collapse the sovereignty of our parliaments using this Flu virus which they have created themselves as their excuse to internationalise public policy and thereby sovietise us.

Do not allow scoundrels in the pharmaceutical industry to force us to eat milk shakes made out of murdered babies masquerading as vaccines.

That was my advice fairly consistently as the shenanigans unfolded and it remains my advice.

There is footage of Mr Fauci filmed some years ago claiming that gain of function research on viruses (which takes viruses that don't affect humans and turns them into viruses that do affect humans) is worth the risk of a pandemic.

Those were his exact words.

He got lucky.

This time the pandemic he generated was just the flu.

This time.

soylent green is people

 

"The government are relaxing all the lockdowns," said the professional woman. "Everything will be back to normal by the end of October."

I looked at her strangely.

The conversation seemed to ring a bell,

Deja vu.

I was remembering a year ago talking to a book shop owner in Kilcullen in March 2020 who had said she intended to try staying open.

I had told her: "They won't let you. They're going to close everything. They've got a taste for all this now."

Back in the present, the professional woman was waiting for me to say something.

"I doubt they'll let it go so easily," I mused. "They've got a taste for the power. They're not going to stop yet. Just like a year ago when they were starting to get excited with their new found emergency sense of mission, this still has a ways to run. They like it too much. And if they step back for a moment on what they've done, they're finished. The entire political class would be buried if people get a chance to figure out that all this unnecessary. If once the governments and Health authorities allow people to draw breath and consider clinically what's happened here, from the masks that never served any purpose, to the lockdowns causing suicides, from the inflated death tolls via the virus, to the making up of a scary name for the virus so people wouldn't know it was a form of the flu, from the useless pseudo vaccines made out of aborted babies to the virus itself being generated by Anthony Fauci of the American National Insititute of Health at a laboratory he sponsored in Wuhan China to do adventurist Frankenstein style research, if people had a moment to think about any of this, there would be seismic repercussions for those who have inflcited this nonsense on us."

the search

 

Browsing in a shop.

I see that Rupert Murdock's super soaraway Sun newspaper has a cover article on a renewed search at woodland near where I live for the bodies of several missing girls.

The search is being downplayed on television but everyone in this part of the country is aware of it.

Apparently the police delayed the search for a year because of the Flu virus panic.

Well bold readers, a year.

That sort of police frivolity regarding the search for missing girls makes the little vein on my forehead throb.

The cops took a year off after getting the supposed tip which they supposedly believed might be genuine.

And did nothing.

And their excuse for doing nothing is the Covid 19 flu virus shenanigans.

And now they've revealed they had received the same supposed tip years ago.

And they did nothing then too.

The search for the girls' bodies is a story that interests me.

I really want to buy the Sun.

But I can't.

It's... it's...

It's the Sun.

Instead I buy a takeaway cup of tea.

At the counter I tell the cashier how close I came to buying the Sun and why.

"Do you think they'll find the bodies?" asks the girl.

"No."

"Why not?"

"Well there's some reason to suspect that sympathetic hoodlums are running pass defence for the murderer by wasting police time with nonsense tip offs. There was a guy in jail a few years ago falsely confessing to the murders in order to try and create space for the real killer."

"Oh."

"The Irish police have not done well on this one. For twenty years up to 2018 they refused to even categorise the investigations as murder enquiries. A fellow who rang up trying to mislead the police shortly after one girl was taken, was let off without charge. The cop in charge of the investigation for decades, Alan Bailey was just culpably worse than useless in ways that the libel laws prevent me from specifying. The new guy, the Kildare based Inspector John Fitzgerald is entitled to a chance and at least looks like he's making some sort of an effot. But the year long delay of the present search due to the Flu panic is not to his credit. If the bodies were ever there, they've been moved long ago."

"So what should they be doing?"

"They should just arrest Larry Murphy and make him tell them where he put the girls. And they should reveal the identities of the two people in my town of Kilcullen who each separately gave a lift to Jo Jo Dollard on the night she went missing."

fanfare for the c'mon man

 (being the latest unexpurgated extract from the diaries of Joe Biden president)

All the Republicans and their Fox news compatriots are tarryhootin about my immigration policy as though there's some kind of a crisis.

They obsess about the collapse of our borders as though it necessarily has to be a bad thing.

So millions of people are entering America at will from all over the world.

Peronally I fail to see the crisis.

They're all going to vote for me.

Then there's this retrograde obsession with voter fraud.

Let me be clear.

I'm abolishing voter fraud.

From now on, anyone can vote and no one can ask to see proof of identity when a person is voting.

Bingo.

No more voter fraud.

It's like legalising drugs.

The problem goes away overnight simply because you stop policing it.

Speaking of policing, since we're no longer enforcing our borders or investigating voter fraud, there's going to be a lot less need for professional cops.

I expect to make great savings in costs by abolishing the police and I also expect to see crime rates fall as we'll no longer be enforcing any laws or keeping any statistics on former laws even if they are still notionally being broken, ergo there'll no longer be a crime rate.

Take an example.

The murder rate will fall dramatically once we stop writing down details of all those murders.

Look.

There is always opposition to change.

I understand that.

I understand that small minded honkies look back to an idealised past, say like any time up to a year ago before I came to office, and yearn for the old certainties.

But real Americans stand with me.

Only last week former President Jimmy Carter contacted me to say he wished to thank me personally for making his presidency look good.

I intend to motivate the American people, young, old and newly arrived, by making them all look good in the same way I make Jimmy Carter look good. First I'll inspire them with a brisk "C'mon man." Then I'll win em over with a cosy anecdote hot off the teleprompter, script higlighter, thingie. This, along with the threat of FBI investigations of ordinary citizens concerned about the stuff we're teaching their kids in school, and the endless abolition of anything you might mistake for free speech or tradition on a dark night, should soon win over the nay sayers.

I'm going to abolish student loan debts in an unprecedentedly bold move that will cause a generation of indebted students to vote for me.

Also I'm going to bribe mafia run trade unions and State employees with limitless sums of borrowed money just for showing up to work.

I will meet all these bribe costs by printing more money.

What could possibly go wrong.

C'mon man.

Weimar style inflation couldn't happen twice.

And bribing electorates into quiescence is as American as Coca Cola or apple pie or whatever it is.

It's the real thingie.

doctor strangepfizer or how i came to stop worrying and love the vaccines

 

Phone call to Yankee Joe.

"Where have you been?" quoth I.

"I've been in hospital." sez he.

"What was wrong with you?" quoth me.

"My heart rate shot up suddenly," sez he.

"Shot up to what?" wondereth I.

"Two hundred beats per minute," sez he.

"Is that high?" wondereth me.

"It should be about 78 eight beats per minute," sez he.

"And what would cause that?" enquireth I.

"I don't know but they've put me on medication so I should be okay" sez he.

"Would it shoot up because you're going around the place worrying all the time?"

"It might but it shouldn't."

"Did you by chance take any newly developed flu virus potions made out of unborn babies murdered by abortion shortly before your heart rate went through the moon?"

"Ah Heelers give me a break."

"Perhaps a snifter of unborn baby potion? A small swig? With your morning coffee maybe?"

"No it wasn't that."

"So you didn't take the magic potion?"

"I'm not telling you if I got the vaccine or not."

"You've already told me."

"Alright I took it but that's not why I got a heart murmur."

"Okay. No point in arguing over spilt ingested murdered babies. And anyway there's a bright side. If they've put you on medication for a heart murmur, Mr Pfizer is going to get paid twice. First for poisoning you. And second for selling you heart medicine to remedy the poison he's already sold you. Who could have reservations about a situation like that?"

When he'd rung off I sat in the silence for a few moments.

The ghosts of a music combo styled Bachman Turner Overdrive appeared in the room and began setting up their instruments.

They sang:

"I said any vaccine is a good vaccine,

Degga dunk ke dung

So I took what I could get

I took what I could get

Ooooh Bayba

When it comes to the systemic subversion of the free world

You ain't seen nothing yet

Dern dern

No, you ain't seen nothing yet."