disney corporation signals leftward drift with plans to remake old film favourites featuring enlightened up to date storylines

 

Classic titles to be remade in a modern format include:

"Honey I Transgendered The Kids." A light hearted romp in which modern Dad Rick Moranis puts his toddlers on puberty blockers and forces his teenagers to undergo mutilating sex change operations which don't work after he watches an episode of "My Name Is Jazz" on something styling itself the TLC channel and because he believes a voice in his head called the Pfizer Corporation told him to do so.

"Snow White and the Seven Fossil Fuel Mining Climate Change Denying Red Neck Republican Racists." A fresh take on an old favourite. The new controversial opening scene has Snow White in bed feeling grumpy. Then Grumpy gets out of the bed. It turns out he's in a sulk because Snow White wants to abort their baby. Grumpy is opposed to abortion on principle, particularly since their baby is twenty seven years old. It goes on from there and the light hearted debunking of the sanctity of life never stops.

"101 Million Democrat Party Voting Dalmation Immigrants." Can Grampa Joe import a new Proletariat quick enough to win just one more election ere he dies?

"Return to Bitch Mountain." No cutesy aliens or cuddly cats with mind powers in this version. The remake is a deadly serious biopic of conflict theory feminist Michelle Obama's forthcoming Presidential run, presenting her as the torch bearer for Hillary Clinton's similar effort to get the same job in 2016.

book review

 with Constant Weader

"How To Prevent The Next Pandemic," by Bill Gates. Newly published.

Plot spoiler alert: Billionaire internet moghul Bill Gates believes we should cope with any future pandemics by doing exactly what was done during the last supposed but purely imaginary pandemic. Give up your intellectual integrity and let Bill and his ilk do your thinking for you. For Bill believes that the Covid 19 shenanigans was a genuine pandemic and not an artificially induced mass psychosis. Bill has no interest in the conclusions of Nobel prize winning scientist Luc Montagnier that the virus was created in a laboratory at Wuhan. Nor does Bill give any credance to Doctor Montagnier's assertion that a mass vaccination programme was completely inappropriate since 99 percent of the population could suffer no long term harm from the illness. Bill believes we should acquiesce to a symbiotic relationship between pharmaceutical companies and our governments whereby pharmaceutical companies no longer have to advertise their products because Government itself has made use of those products mandatory for the citizenry. He believes we should acquiesce to the media's cooption to this nonsense and that we should embrace the failure of newspapers, radio and television to report critically on any of the panic mongering that went on during the Covid 19 debacle. Bill advocates we continue to surrender our bodily autonomy to a cult of pseudo experts masquerading as medical professionals.. Defer, defer, derfer. What right have you to an opinion. Acquiesce, acquiesce, acquiesce. This is the sum total of Bill's advice. He believes that the aberrant Nazi morality of making vaccines out of children murdered by abortion is an irrelevancy. He believes that no one should be concerned about the numbers of people being killed by the vaccines or crippled by the vaccines. He believes there is no necessity to be concerned about American National Institute of Health Chief Doctor Anthony Fauci funding gain of function research on viruses at a Chinese Communist Party laboratory in Wuhan where Covid 19 was created and released thereby providing an excuse for the last two years of Statist soviet style controls on public behaviour and government health policy. He believes no one should question diktats from Government or Health Boards which confine people to their homes, force people to stand two metres from each other, and compel people to wear silly face masks, all of which measures do not work in preventing the spread of Covid 19. Everyone got the bloody thing. As for Bill Gates' book... Constant Weader fwowed up.