The Heelers Diaries

the fantasy world of ireland's greatest living poet

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Saturday, October 30, 2021

prrovincial poets

 

this morning i read through the works of brian byrne

traced the words and music he had drawn

and after wondered as to what degree

his musings held in the rank halls of poetry


i scorned the traipsing metres and the mind

which brought them to this world i became

a defiler in the temple of the muse

now in broken spirit i start again


let the works of byrne shine thus

no greater and no less

than the darkness glistening in homers verse

no more high or low

than keats first pure clarion call

which whispered in the timbrels of its gleaming

even a savage has feeling

even the gods must fall



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Footnote: If WB Yeats wrote a poem about me calling me a bollox, I'd be flattered. The closest I came was when a local Academician called Sean Landers wrote a series of magazine articles satirizing me about twenty years ago. I think Brian Byrne is doing very well for himself. I have built him a monument more lasting than bronze.

Thursday, October 28, 2021

a day in the life of the vaccine wars

 

"Oy James."

Turning I behold a retired civil servant of auld acquaintance amd kindly mien, beetling up the street all smiles.

At one stage he was a senior apparatchik in the governance of the Republic.

"How are you James?"

"Good. I mean I have struggles but I know the joy of the Lord every day."

"That's great. Did you get the vaccine?"

"Not in this life possible."

"Why not?" wonders he.

Deep breath.

"It's been made out of, or tested on, unborn babies murdered by abortion. It's not really a vaccine at all in that it doesn't create anti bodies for any illness. It's not been properly tested for use on human beings who haven't been murdered by abortion. It's being forced on people by governments which have been subverted by Pfizer et al. It doesn't work. Oh and a top science boff in my town called Noel Clare thinks people should take it."

"Who's he?"

"Doesn't matter. The other reasons should be enough for you."

"James I researched all that stuff about unborn babies. It's not true."

"It is true Frank. Every last bit of it. That's my testimony to you. If I'm wrong on that you need never listen to me again about anything. We're allowing pharmaceutical companies to use murdered children as product. Heavens Frank. What on earth are we thinking of?"

"Well, I'll leave you with a thought then James. Maybe those unborn children would be happy that their lives have helped save others."

"I'll leave you with a thought too Frank. Saying murdered babies might appreciate being exploited to make profits for Pfizer, is like saying the people in the concentration camps might be happy that the Nazis got nice lamp shades out of their skin."

The ex civil servant blanched a bit and bid me adieu.

References to the Nazis are so passe.

Fairly merrily I wandered into Derek Nolan's butchers shop.

He enquired as to why I was so happy.

"I just had an argument with a chap in the streets about the vaccines," I explained.

"What do you make of them?"

"I wouldn't touch them at any price."

"I'm the same. My immune system is working fine. I don't need those things."

"Halleluhjah Derek."

"At least there's two of us left James."

"There's more than two Derek. We're just not getting on TV or into any media outlet subsidised by Pfizer."

Later at the church in Naas a woman approached me.

"Put on your mask," she hissed.

"You put on yours," I shot back

She touched her face self consciously and boggled a bit.

I suppose she wasn't wearing a mask because she was due to read in church or something or she might have just forgot.

She was still boggling as I exited.

Onward Christian soliders marching out the door, as we do say in the trade.

Ah yes.

Also stated as: Heelers dazzles another love struck waif.

Back home I checked the latest info on Pfizer's coopting of news organisations.

Newly revealed data claims that Pfizer is preventing criticism of its poisons, ie the vaccines, by drowning media groups in bribes, euphemistically disguised as sponsorship.

Here is the news.

The following broadcasters and programmes are reported to be sponsored by Pfizer: Anderson Cooper's programme at CNN, Good Morning America on ABC, CBS Health Watch, ABC News Nightline, CNN Tonight, CNN's Erin Burnett Out Front programme, ABC's This Week with George Stephanopolous, CBS Sports Update, CBS This Morning programme, CBS News 60 Minutes progamme, etc etc.

Sunday, October 24, 2021

my love is like a red red metaphor

 

My love for you is more pretentious

Than WB Yeats love for Maud Gonne.

My love for you is more tendentious

Than Oscar Wilde's love for Bayonne.

My love for you is more swantentious

Than a swan's love for another swan.


My love for you is richer far

Than all the riches of Bill Gates.

My love for you is more of today

Than the newest technology from the United States.

My love for you is more spectacular than the pyramids

Which by the way it predates.


My love for you is more mysterious

Than Galaxy A57X50483.

My love for you spins faster

Than the eternal wheel of destiny.

My love is yours for a song,

Okay then - 50p