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Saturday, June 02, 2012

ye traditional olde worlde calls for ye boycottes of president putin's satellite states with a venerable addendum for archie

The rather few Irish football fans who are thinking of going to Poland and Ukraine for the European Soccer Championship, might wish to bear in mind that Poland and Ukraine have both once more fallen victim to the resovietising Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Two years ago Mr Putin used his agents to assassinate the legitimate President of Poland along with a hundred leading Polish politicians in a faked air crash.
I say faked air crash, because the plane didn't crash.
Mr Putin's KGB shot it down.
A pro Russian President was then installed in Poland through a gerrymandered election.
In Ukraine Mr Putin's KGB agents also gerrymandered the recent elections to install a Pro Russian gangster from the Donetski region as President.
Mr Putin's KGB had previously poisoned one of Ukraine's leading democracy campaigners, who survived and became President for a few years.
The current legitimate President of Ukraine is Yulia Timoshenko.
Mr Putin's Ukrainian agents have imprisoned Yulia Timoshenko on trumped up charges.
The charges against Yulia Timoshenko carry a particularly Putinesque note of scorn in that they ridiculously, maliciously and invidiously claim Yulia Timoshenko betrayed Ukraine while Prime Minister by conducting an improperly close relationship with Vladimir Putin's Russia.
Any Irish fans (and indeed any fans from anywhere else) travelling to Poland and Ukraine will make themselves complicit in what Russian psychopath Vladimir Putin is doing to both those countries.
I humbly suggest you don't go.
In Dublin an international religious festival is about to take place.
The festival is supposedly in honour of the Catholic religious ceremony of communion known as The Eucharist.
Catholic tradition has taught for 2000 years that during the communion ceremony, bread actually becomes Jesus Christ truly present.
The forthcoming Dublin festival will not in fact be in honour of the Eucharist.
The festival will be a means for a corrupt Soviet era infiltrator of the Catholic Church, styling himself Archbishop Diarmuid Martin, to promulgate and then copperfasten his corruptly obtained influence over the Christian faith in Ireland.
Archbishop Diarmuid Martin and his cheerleading allies in the anti Catholic Irish Times, the anti Catholic Irish Independent, and the anti Catholic broadcaster RTE, to wit, the most virulently and viciously anti Catholic media groups in Europe, have lately been trying to engineer the ruination of Cardinal Sean Brady, a saintly and holy man whose life has been dedicated to the people of Ireland and to the ancient faith.
Archie and his media allies are attempting to ruin Cardinal Brady through a maliciously contrived false claim that Cardinal Brady concealed child abuse by not going to the cops with details of a meeting where he took testimony from a child abuse victim in 1975.
If these contrived falsehoods against Cardinal Brady are sufficient to render him guilty of concealing child abuse in the minds of our gormless citizenry and bigoted atheistic Judiciary, then everyone of us is guilty of it.
All of us who have handled sex abuse testimonies have at some stage chosen to handle them discreetly.
Do not go to the Eucharist Congress in Dublin.
Do not help the corrupt thug Archbishop Diarmuid Martin to extend his control over the Catholic Church in Ireland.
Fight them.
Fight them every step of the way.
The bast--ds.


So gentle friends.
I'm asking you to boycott two international events.
Both are intended to distract the citizenry from the destruction now being wrought on human kind through the sovietisation of our economies and the enslavement of our Church.
They're trying to distracting us with Bread and Circusses.
Archie's profane hijacking of the sacred cermony of Communion Bread is indistinguishable in its venality from the louche polical smokescreen that comprises the European Football Circus.
Boycott both these travesties.

Friday, June 01, 2012

there's something about vladdie

Vladimir Putin has:
1. Assassinated the Polish President along with a hundred leading Polish politicians in a faked air crash.
2. Inserted a Russian puppet as Polish President in a gerrymandered election.
3. Attempted to poison a Ukrainian President.
4. Installed a Russian puppet as President of Ukraine through a gerrymandered election.
5. Used his agents in his puppet Ukrainian government to imprison the rightful President of Ukraine Yulia Timoshenko on trumped up corruption charges. The corruption charges against Yulia Timoshenko are particularly ridiculous and invidious as they accuse her of engaging in too close a relationship with Russia while Ukrainian Prime Minister.
The world is asking Vladimir Putin to help in resolving the campaign of exterminatino being waged in Syria by Vladimir Putin's murderous ally Syrian President Bashar Assad.
You should know gentle readers that the Syrians are genuinely attempting to reject Assad's murderocracy.
Their revolution is genuine.
You should also know that my analysis is that Al Qaeda is trying to take over the Syrian revolution.
And you should know that Al Qaeda was Assad's ally during the War On Terror when Assad permitted Al Qaeda to use Syria as a staging ground for attacks on Americans in Iraq.
Vladimir Putin is not going to help us in Syria or anywhere else.

special guest blogger oswald spengler

"You are dying. I see in you all the characteristic stigma of decay. I can prove that your great wealth, your capitalism and your socialism, your wars and your revolutions, your atheism and your pessimism and your cynicism, your immorality, your broken down marriages, your birth control, that is bleeding you from the bottom and killing you off at the top in the brains - I can prove you that these were characteristic marks of the dying ages of ancient states - Alexandria and Greece and neurotic Rome."
Oswald Spengler, Decline Of The West, 1926.

the monica leech laugh in

Two brassers are sitting in adjoining seats on Dublin's violent assault filled end of the world downfall of humanity take your life in your hands Luas tram system.
The girls are chatting happily while injecting each other with heroin.
"Have you ever been caught by the fuzz?" wonders one.
"No but I have been swung round by the tits," replies her friend matter of factly.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

the evil that judge liberals do

This one's a doozie.
A Dublin bitch was appearing before Judge Martin Nolan.
The Dublin bitch was carrying the Hiv virus.
Apparently she had picked up this virus through drug use.
The Hiv virus is the virus that becomes the Aids disease.
Politically correct pseuds will often insist on some ontological difference between the Hiv virus and the Aids virus.
They're the same thing at different stages of development.
The Dublin bitch was in court because she had knowingly tried to infect a Muslim man with her Aids virus.
The Muslim man was a security guard in shop where the Dublin bitch had been trying to steal a pair of boots.
The Dublin bitch attempted to give the Muslim man Aids by biting him when he quite reasonably attempted to restrain her at the location where she was attempting to steal a pair of boots.
As the Dublin bitch attempted to give the Muslim man Aids by biting him, the Dublin bitch screamed among things: "I'll infect you."
The court was not allowed to hear everything she screamed.
No Dublin bitch in the history of Dublin bitches has ever screamed such a thing without unleashing a tide of profanities as accompaniment.
The tide of profanities and the explicit nature of the Dubln bitch'es threats to the Muslim man as she bit him in an attempt to give him Aids, were scantily reported by the atheistic Irish media.
Judge Martin Nolan sentenced the Dublin bitch who had tried to give a Muslim man Aids by biting him, to a grand total of nothing.
Judge Martin Nolan gave this murderous drug addicted thieving Dublin bitch, a suspended sentence.
Consider another case.
Judge Martin Nolan is the same Judge Liberal who recently sentenced hard working family man Paul Begley to six years in jail over an argument with the tax man.
Paul Begley was charged with not paying the appropriate tax on garlic he had imported from Ireland from China.
The European Union is trying to kill the garlic trade with China and expects Irish importers to pay 250 percent tax on every bit of garlic they buy.
Mr Begley had supposedly paid the tax at the rate that is charged for apples.
For this Judge Martin Nolan sent him to jail for six years.
You couldn't make it up.
Mr Begley had been paying back the money which the tax authorities insisted he owed.
Mr Begley had been paying it back steadily at an agreed rate.
Mr Begley had missed no payments.
Mr Begley is said to employ a hundred people directly in his fruit and veg import business.
Mr Begley built up his business without billion dollar loans from idiot banks.
Mr Begley built up his business by walking the streets of Dublin, selling vegetables from a barrow.
Mr Begley is the father of four children.
Mr Begley has a wife.
Mr Begley has never assaulted, raped, accepted a billion dollar loan from a gangster bank, murdered, drug dealt, or bitten anyone.
As a citizen I say it again.
Mr Begley is not a criminal.
Mr Begley has broken no law.
Mr Begley has had an argument with the tax authorities.
As a citizen I consider the most dangerous criminal in both the cases I've described to be Judge Martin Nolan.
The tyranny of liberals is a tyranny no less, because it permits everything.
It permits everything apparently except temporary evasion of a European Union imposed tax on garlic.
I gotta ya.
If we let Judge Liberal jail people on this sort of pretext, there will be no law.
The law will cease to exist.
People will have to make their own law.
You know what.
Judge Martin Nolan has jailed a decent honorable hard working citizen for the crime of being an honest decent hard working citizen.
And just last week, Judge Martin Nolan has refused to recognise the murderous drug dealing criminality of a psychotic Dublin bitch who tried to give a Muslim man Aids by viciously clamping on to him with her teeth and holding on to him with her jaws as long as possible, while sneering specific threats to wit "I'll infect you."
Judge Martin Nolan let that murderous bitch loose because he felt sorry for her Dublin working class accent.
Her accent trumped the law.
I weep for my country.
The same Judge Martin Nolan who imprisoned Paul Begley for six years, the very same Judge Martin Nolan I say, has given a get out of jail free card to a Dublin bitch who was in his court for behaviour that amounts to attempted murder.
I want you folks to picture Judge Martin Nolan as the cartoon character known as The Hooded Claw from the old Penelope Pitstop television show.
Judge Martin Nolan is looking at you from the screen of this computer and he's laughing maniacally.
He's saying in his best hooded claw voice:
"Don't worry about your doom Ireland. I've already sealed it."
And then he laughs, and he laughs, and he laughs, and he laughs.
And he laughs.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

confucius he say

A six gun beats four aces every time.
Never get involved in a game of Texas Hold Em with someone named Doc.
Never eat at a diner called Mom's.
Never call Monica Leech an evil fornicating Nazi bitch.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

archie coughs up sputum

Archbishop Diarmuid Martin: (speaking in the anti Catholic Irish Times and anti Catholic Irish Independent) "I couldn't possibly comment on suggestions that Cardinal Sean Brady should resign... It would not be appropriate for me to comment on whether or not Cardinal Brady should resign... I have no comment whatsoever to make about whether or not Cardinal Brady should resign... I am not going to express any opinion at all about whether or not Cardinal Brady should resign."

James Healy: (speaking on this blog right now) "Archie, the problem with you continually reiterating in anti Catholic newspapers that you are not going to make any comment about whether or not you think Cardinal Sean Brady should resign, the problem with this I say, is that your repeated iterations of no comment to these anti Catholic shills, amount in themselves to a very specific comment, to wit, that you are calling on Cardinal Sean Brady to resign. For the record Archie, I am calling on you to resign. I put it to you, Archie, that you are a Soviet era infiltrator of the Catholic Church and that you have repeatedly colluded with anti Catholic media groups and shadowy leftist atheists lurking within what passes for the upper echelons of Irish society, in order to drive a generation of Bishops from office through the creation of a contrived and invidious assumption of guilt with regard to their handling of old sex abuse cases. I accuse you Archie of allying yourself with satan in an attempt to usurp ultimate power within Irish Catholicism. One day you will answer to my charges."

Monday, May 28, 2012

orville wright

it is 1939
and he sees
darkness close in
hearts from bodies torn
death crowned king
the destruction of the dream

his life fades
and he sees
one brother sitting in a wooden box
shouting joy
whilst another
races dreams
feet lifting chalk
carefree on the plains of kittyhawk