suddenly london

an open letter to the head of the united nations

Dear Banky Moon.
A few days ago the Second In Command of a Muslim terrror group calling itself Islamic Jihad, was sent home to Allah by the Israelis.
That is to say they blew him to smithereens.
A brave and fearless Islamic murderer, no doubt his last words were something along the lines of: "Allah U Akboooooooooom."
But I digress.
It has since emerged that this Islamic Jihad terrorist was also Vice Principal of a school in Gaza which the UN purports to run in the interests of humanitarianism.
That is to say this terrorist, while being Second In Command of Islamic Jihad, was also Second In Command of a school facility financed by the UN.
As many will be aware, the heroic humanitarian UN runs schools for several hundred thousand children in Palestine.
That is to say the UN finances and builds the schools and then allows terrorists to run them.
Here is the news.
I think it's time the UN began opening schools in impoverished regions that are not waging terror wars against the rest of the world.
I think it's time the starving Africans who have never crashed any aeroplanes into buildings, or the starving Hindus ditto, or the starving South Americans ditto, I think it's time, I say, that these starving oppressed people who have never committed mass murder, I think it's time they got a few free schools, a few free lunches and even, yes if the Arabs can spare them, a few free baseball caps.
(Arab culture's enduring paradox: Hate America, Love dem baseball caps.)
I am appealing to the UN to please, please, please stop propping up Islamic terrorism in Palestine.
You've provided quite enough free educations for the sons and daughters of terrorists.
That is to say you've provided quite enough free educations at the expense of mine and other tax paying citizens of the west, for the sons and daughters of people who are too busy spreading the peace loving religion of Islam by committing murder every day, too busy engaged in their permanently losing war with the State of Israel, too busy shouting Allah U Akbooom as they self detonate or the Israelis give them a helping hand to self detonate, people who are, let's face it, too busy doing all this worthless rubbish to actually go out and work for a living.
Let me this way put it.
The Palestinians have had their chance.
And their free schools.
And their free lunch.
And their freedom to commit murder against westerners while being provisioned and fed with western aid.
They've had their chance for half a century.
Let's give some non murderers a little humanitarian relief, eh?
It's about bloody time.
James Healy
PS: Any chance you would consider firing the entire UN agency staff who were associated with the appointment of Allah U Akbooom as Vice Principal of that school?