highlights from the latest speech by PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP on the conflict with Iran

"We sank their navy. We sank their airforce. We sank their tanks. We sank everything really. They're so defeated they don't know what to do. They keep calling me trying to surrender.  But the English for 'I surrender' sounds to them very like 'Allah U Akbar,' and they keep getting the two mixed up. Every time they shoot down one of our helicopters they get even more confused. They don't know who's in charge. They're not sure who gave the order to blow up the helicopter or what he was using since all their planes and ships and tanks are at the bottom of the ocean and their mobile phones keep blowing up.  It might have been the guy in charge of one of their proxy armies. The Janitor in their government office just inherited responsibility for the Houthis in Yemen and he's liable to do anything. Then there's the guy who runs the canteen. He's just been put in charge of Hezbollah in Lebanon. He's a dangerous cookie. They're just confused because they don't know who's in charge. They're not sure who's on First, who's on Second or who's on Third. That and the exact English word for 'I surrender' is what's causing the problems. They're completely beaten. We've given them hell. They just want to make a deal but I'm not going to make just any deal. If only President Bush hadn't removed Saddam Hussein in Iraq. That was a completely unnecessary war by the way. If Bush hadn't gotten us mixed up in Iraq, we could now be fighting Iran as well as a nuclear armed Iraq with Saddam in charge and showing just how easy it is to win. This was a major lost opportunity. It's all President Bush's fault really."