top ten allies of the islamic republic of iran in the present conflict

 

1. The BBC.

2. CNN.

3. Vladimir Putin, President of Russia.

4. Xi Jinping, President of China.

5. Antonio Guterres, Secretary General of the self styled United Nations organisation.

6. The commentator formerly known as Mark Steyn.

7. Whatever's left of Hezbollah.

8. Whatever's left of Hamas.

9. Whatever's left of the Houthis.

10. Er, that's it.